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THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN UPDATE, NEGATIVE EQUITY, ALTERNATIVE INVESTMENTS, PROJECT FUNDING AND MORE

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN UPDATE

I’ve released 10.8 pounds or 5.43% of my body weight since Super Bowl Sunday. 

I didn’t think that was possible!

My investment was $326.00. I believe that I will release 25 to 35 pounds in 30 days and reset my metabolism. 

If you are interested in learning more write me at joe@joetufo.com or call me at 925-352-6000.

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NEGATIVE EQUITY

12,000,000 Americans that are now underwater. This is from Dr. Housing Bubble.

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We had dozens of guests plus three existing clients of our Managed Buy/Sell Program attend last Wednesday’s Weekly Conference Call.

Purchase MP3’s Previous Calls:  http://www.joetufo.com/shop

The three clients are each in the process of obtaining additional contracts.

Why?

Who wouldn’t want to earn 10% a month on their investments?

Most of our clients place $1,000,000* or more and earn 10% a month or $100,000 a month.

There’s a nominal fee to the attorney paymaster of .5% plus a $25 wire fee. On $100,000 that $525 so they net $99,475.

Not bad!

* We accept applications from $100,000 or more on a case-by-case basis. Most place $1,000,000 or more.

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ALTERNATIVE INVESTMENTS

1. The Gold Futures Program that I wrote about in October 2011 is closed to new busines. It paid 4% a month ($50,000) to 10% a month ($1,000,000+).

2. The REO Program that I began writing about two years ago takes about 90 days to aggregate properties and then pays about 9% quarterly so if you submit funds your first payment is in about six months. 

3. FOREX – As Dale and I stated in our FOREX book a few years ago: “FOREX is not for the faint of heart.”

If your idea of a good time is to take five to six figures to Las Vegas (Lost Wages) for the weekend and coming home with pennies in your pocket or a chance for a windfall then you may be able to earn 4% to 20% a month (more or less) with our European FOREX Trader.

The minimum account size is $500,000. They will consider a trial trade of $100,000 if you commit to $500,000 within six months.

You have 24/7 access to your account and can add to or subtract from the account. There’s a capital preservation limit of 90% which means that if the Trader loses 10% of your capital all trading stops.

He claims he wins 71% of the time. I have his proof.

At 61, FOREX carries more risk that I’m willing to absorb but it is available.

NEVER INVEST WITH MONEY YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE!

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PROJECT FUNDING

Thanks to the referral of Serge from Patrick Wxxxx of London England we have our first client signed, sealed, and delivered in LEAP.

Serge will receive $10,000,000 in four to six weeks for his wind farm in Lithuania.

Serge submitted the signed LOI Thursday February 9, 2012.

We have several reliable, trustworthy funding sources available if you have a viable project and some working capital (preferably 10%).

Visit:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/project-funding

Please note that I’ll be editing the article. We are no longer offering Ali’s Bridge Loan Program. We replaced it with an offshore program that gets LOI’s in two to four weeks and funds in 90 days. Rates are LIBOR+1 to LIBOR +8 depending on risk assessment.

Read about the program here:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/10100-commercial-loan-program

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ASSET MONETIZATION

There are dozens of articles on our websites. here’s one:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/asset-monetizing

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I’m doing an evening devotional from this posting with my two youngest children. I placed this on the website a few years ago. Some of you have made positive comments about this:

http://workingcapitalfast.com/a-love-letter-from-dad

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I appreciate you. Thank you for reading my newsletters and articles.

May God bless you exceedingly, abundantly above whatever you may think or ask.

As always I am available M-F 7AM to 5PM Pacific to serve you and those whom you choose to refer.

I WANT YOU AS A CLIENT!

LET’S GET STARTED NOW!