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August 17, 2011 Wednesday Weekly Conference Call Week 33: Small Cap Programs $50k to $5m, Project Funding, and More

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August 24, 2011 Wednesday Weekly Conference Call Week 34: Small Cap Programs $50k to $5m, Project Funding, and More

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August 31, 2011 Wednesday Weekly Conference Call Week 35: Small Cap Programs $50k to $5m, Project Funding, and More

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We discuss the five What If’s:

1. What if it was possible to “crack your monthly nut”?
2. What if it was possible to “ cover your monthly burn”?
3. What if it was possible to self-liquidate debt?
4. What if it was possible to self-fund projects?
5. What if it was possible to “cover your burn-rate”?

We also discuss project funding and asset monetization.

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The calls are participatory. Ask any questions and we’ll do our very best to answer you. We are fully transparent.

Our private placement programs yield 10% or more a month. Investments range from $50,000 to $100,000,000. If you are interested call me at 925-522-0700 or email me at joe@joetufo.com

All we need to get started is a client information sheet (we will supply) , a proof of funds not more than three business days old, a passport, and a letter of interest explaining what you are trying to do with the proceeds from the buy-sell program.

We have several options for you to choose from.

Join us on our weekly call if you wish. Invite your friends too.

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Gary GXXXXX bought Mack service on debt relief this week. We did a live call recently. We’ll be scheduling a couple of others later this month. If you’re interested give me a call so I can reserve enough phone lines.

Pay off your mortgage(s) years sooner (if you have one)

• Pay off commercial mortgage/mortgages and business debt (if you have them)
• Eliminate consumer debt
• Improve your cashflow
• Increase your discretionary income!
• Get on the road to true financial freedom

Here’s what Gary responded to:

Subject line: Are you fed up enough yet?

Find out how you can finally stop the banks from ripping you off for the ridiculous amount of interest you’re paying on EVERYTHING.

On a $200,000 house at 6% interest you pay OVER $430,000 out of pocket on a conventional 30 year loan.  So are you really paying 6% interest or does that make it over 100% interest?  How would you like to take that same $200,000 house, pay less than $50,000 interest and retire the mortgage in 10 years or less, without changing your lifestyle or increasing your monthly budget, thereforekeeping an extra $180,000 in your back pocket! You know you need to see this.

This is an information only webinar that will show you how to reduce the banks take by up to 75%.

Our proven mathematical interest cancelling interest strategies work on mortgages, car loans, credit card balances, etc. If you have any of the above, you need to be on the call.

Due to the extremely high response we only have a few seats left so register now to ensure your spot.

P.S. We’ll even show you how you can use this proven strategy on all your personal and/or commercial investment properties

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Loan Program #91a

This USA based lender is one of the largest Trusts in the world and will arrange financing worldwide from USD $20 million minimum to no maximum. Available are Equity Joint Venture Investor Program, Project Loans, Asset Monetizing, Super Jumbo Residential Loans in USA only. Ask for details.

Program #410–Raising Capital for Start-Up and early Stage Companies through low cost Public Offerings

More than four million small businesses in the USA and about 600,000 new businesses annually can use these services and products to raise the funds they need through low cost Public Offerings. These products and services can also be used to finance businesses in Europe, Russia, Asia, Canada, Mexico, Central and South America. Use these products and services to raise USD$100,000 to $20 million for seed, development, expansion and working capital of new and small companies and to raise $5 million to $20 million for seasoned companies. On the website you will learn all about these low cost services and products offered which you will receive at discount if you do it through our website.

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We have several alternative funding programs available:

1. Ali’s Bridge Loan Program – Fund $1m Euro+ – you need 10% to participate plus attorney fees and our non-priority fee. Fund in 30 days +/-.

2. Bill’s Project Funding. You need $1m min and a viable project to participate. Fund in 21 days +/-.

3. Tahir’s Large Project Funding Program – Projects $20m Euro min/$200m Euro min. aggregate. You need .5% plus attorney fees, business plans fees and our non-priority fee.

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Ray is an expert on a basket of currencies. This just came in from him:

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The Bad:

The president of the offshore New Zealand program terminated our agreement unilaterally in late June. I introduced dozens of clients, prospective clients and referral partners.

He threatened to come to my home and shoot me. My wife and children overheard and became frightened. I reported the matter to the Antioch CA P.D. at their urging fearing for their safety and mine. I have the incident report number and badge number of the officer.

Isn’t that sad?

This is a man whom I have known for almost five years. We socialized. I have shared meals with he and his wife. He called me his friend, buddy, pal and other endearing terms to dozens on five live recorded conference calls. Now he stiffs me for $100,000 +/- in commissions and steals my clients and referral partners.

Is this the type of person you should trust with your money?

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More Bad

This is an interchange between a prospective client, me and the CEO of our Gold Program:

August 6, 2011:

HI JOE,

I GREATLY APPRECIATE THE TIME YOU HAVE DEVOTED TO EXPLAIN TO ME OVER THE PHONE, THE GOLD COMMODITIES MANAGED BUY/SELL PROGRAM, THE EQUIPMENT PROGRAM AND THE VARIOUS OTHER SMALL CAP PROGRAMS THAT ARE AVAILABLE VIA  A SCHEME TO FINANCE THE RECONSTRUCTION OF ST. PAUL’S CHURCH. I WOULD HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SELL YOUR PROPOSAL TO THE WARDENS COMMITTEE OF ST. PAUL’S CHURCH, ALTHOUGH IT NECESSARILY FEATURES A RISK ON THE SMALL CAP INVESTMENT ADVANCWED BY THE CLIENT.

BUT FORTUNATELY, OR RATHER THANK GOD, I BELIEVE THAT I HIT PAY DIRT. A COLLEAGUE OF MINE, THAT I APPROACHED, SENT ME A PPP PROPOSAL THAT ACCEPTS INVESTMENTS OF $2 MILLION AND UP AND GUARANTEES 100% OF THE PRINCIPAL WITH A LLOYDS OF LONDON INSURANCE. IT GENERATES TO THE CLIENT INVESTOR 50% OF THE INVESTMENT PER MONTH (LESS 5% IN COMMISSIONS, THEREBY LEAVING 45% NET TO THE CLIENT PER MONTH), FOR 10 TRADING MONTHS. MOREOVER, THE FUNDS DEPOSITED IN THE CLIENT’S ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND (OF WHICH HE IS THE SOLE SIGNATORY) ARE BLOCKED IN THIS ACCOUNT FOR THE TRADING PERIOD. I HAVE ASKED MANY QUESTIONS AND I AM WAITING FOR ANSWERS; BUT IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE A FINANCING PROPOSAL THAT THE CHURCH WARDENS AND THE BISHOP WILL ACCEPT.

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR INTEREST TO REBUILD THIS CHURCH. IF THE ABOVE FINANCING SCHEME IS ACCEPTED AND WORKS, I MAY BE ABLE TO TALK THE ITHIS CHURCH IN INVESTING $50K OR MORE IN YOUR GOLD BUY/SELL PROGRAM.

KIND REGARDS

JOSEPH

My resonse:

There is no such thing as a blocked funds account under $100m in my experience.

Had you invested an hour on our live call Wednesday you would have met the CEO of the Gold Commodities Buy-Sell Program and the Program Manager who has 30 years experience as an Investment Banker.

You can purchase the MP3 at http://moragamedia.com/blog/?wlfrom=%2Fblog%2F47-1

Most of the purported programs that you describe are scams.

I received a call Friday from Jennifer Pxxx who reported two clients that lost $1m and $10m in similar programs to what you have stated. One was in Switzerland. The client and his attorney traveled to Switzerland. He was paid $1.2m total in six months. When he went back to Switzerland the office was vacant and the “traders” had disappeared along with his $10m.

All “real trades” are cash trades. Money moves.

I wish you the best of success.

From our Gold Program CEO:

Joe,

Does this guy understand banking at all?  50% per month on $2M?!  Really?!  I know most investors (entrepreneurs) have to learn lessons the hard way, but this guy is setting his church up to lose their entire invested amount (worst case) or lose a lot of valuable time (best case).

R

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The Ugly:

The president of the offshore New Zealand program has been libeling me and slandering me and the program manager of the Gold Program. Here is an email that I sent him on Thursday July 21, 2011:

I took my instruction from you, Chris. I have the notes from everything that you said. I also have the five live recordings where you said you would not allow circumvention not once but multiple times on multiple calls. 

Why would you say one thing and turn around and do something different?

I have clients, prospective clients, and referral partners that have reported that you are libeling and slandering me. 

You never had a kind word for Alicia, Irina, Greg, Francisco, David R, Robert L, Chris K, Greg P, Judy T, Bill S, Dwain W, and dozens of others. I have the notes and emails. 

Word got back to Greg that you are bad mouthing me and the gold program. We have never bad mouthed you. You claim that you’ve been in business 23 years in New Zealand but there is no record of that. You are claiming that the gold program isn’t real yet we have clients that have been paid every month. 10% is 10%. We don’t charge fees and commissions to the client. We make money on the transactions and arbitrage. The programs (yours and the gold program) are completely different. 

Please stop libeling, slandering, bad mouthing, bullying, and lying. 

I was your advocate. I was your evangelist. I was your valued and trusted partner. Proof of that is clear in reading what Robert and Alicia are sending out. It’s nearly word for word what I wrote for months in emails, newsletters and web postings and what I stated on calls.

You have no business bad mouthing anyone. There is no cause for you to libel or slander me or Greg for your benefit. Stop “Trash Talking.”

A trusted adviser is one who is perceived as a “high integrity expert” who is willing and able to help people. Establishing and maintaining that integrity does not involve pointing fingers or launching attacks. Although you think that you’re winning points with clients, prospective clients, and referral partners you’re ultimately undermining yourself and your success by cutting down your own company.

Be professional but resist the temptation to join in throwing rocks. Don’t bash your competitors as it sends negative vibes making you look petty . It causes clients, prospective clients, and referral partners to question whether you are trying to compensate for something.

Know your competition but don’t spend time trashing them. Chances are you will be inaccurate or will upset the clients, prospective clients, and referral partners who end up coming back and reporting to me and Greg. Focus on what the customer needs and and show how you can deliver it to him or her. Talk about your unique advantage in the market, not your competitor’s problems.

If it’s not honest, don’t do it.

SW, SW, SW, SW: Some Will, Some Won’t, So What, Someone is Waiting.

You know who your competition is. We have no doubt that you perform. The bank world is volatile. We can live with that. There is no reason for you to pull this childish “sand box shxx.” We are not saying anything negative about you. If we’re not a good fit you may be a good fit. You’re performing. We’re performing.

If you are good, people will know it. There is no need for you to belittle others. Our track record on the gold program is spotless. Our yields to clients are higher than yours. We’re doing better for our clients than you are for yours. There’s room for both programs and many more programs like them. 

This is not a competition. We have similar client pools. We’re not really competing. We don’t have a sub-account. We have a pure trade. We don’t charge management fees. We don’t deduct commissions. We don’t charge early withdrawal penalties. 

Clients need to trust both you and us to meet our contractual obligations. There is nothing “imaginary” about our program. 

Pay me the balance of what you owe me and pay it today.

I wish you the best. 

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More Ugly:

This is an example of a Joker-Broker submission:

This came in from Dan Yxxxxx:

9 AZ Gold Mines for sale for 200M with 60B in assays

9 mines, 150 acres of patented property (he has leases on 900 acres)

$60-$70B in gold assays, silver, copper, water, and iron on the property

Assays updated October 2010

Owner willing to allow testing and verification on the minerals

Owner wants to get deal done while gold is at record high.

Would do a buyout in the $200m range

or a loan for production at $100m with interest accruing for two years.

If you have any thoughts or connections on this please let me know. He would also consider doing a smaller position and funding on one or two mines.

I am next to the owner’s rep and must talk with the investor or the investor’s rep before introductions are made.  The owner’s rep will do a call with any party that can prove the ability to complete the transaction.  Let me know how you would like to move forward.

Reply:

Joe,

Leases are junk deals unless they are operating mines. I have known Dan for 2 years and I am not interested in working with him.  He has shopped this deal all over the Internet. This is a waste of time Joe.

Joe these non-operating BLM leases have all type EPA violations. You can not put them into trade the FEDS will not allow any violations and liens against an asset to go into trade. They own the lease rights from the BLM and that is all. It would be different if they owned the land.  Think about it… why does the asset holder not go to his bank and get a loan? The banks will not loan against them for the same reasons. Private investors will not for the same reasons. This is a shopping frenzy to hope it will stick somewhere. He sent me some junk about 3 weeks ago and I told him to not bother me anymore with anything.

Dan has brought me many deals and all were junk and all had been shopped relentlessly.

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I’m heading down to San Diego for the weekend to visit Dad, my brother Tony, and sisters, Cindy, Lauren and Lisa. You’re welcome to pop by Encinitas and see me.

As always I am here Monday to Friday 7AM to 5PM Pacific. There are extended service hours for existing clients and priority clients.